A fat ugly bald man says, “If you don’t watch, you won’t learn.”

Close up on poor Stanny’s anguished face as the bald man says, “And if you don’t learn, you’ll keep sinning.”

The bald man continues, “And if you keep sinning, well…”

Well?

Radio silence. Three months of radio silence.

That’s a long time to wait for a sentence to be completed.

At long last you can read what happens when you keep sinning around fat ugly bald men.

It’s good to be back.

Note: additionally, sharp-eyed readers will notice a couple of minor changes on some of the text-only pages in the prologue. Nothing too drastic, but I wanted to take this relaunch opportunity to fix what were essentially placeholder pages. I promise not to George Lucas anything else, though.